Reddit asked readers to post the most intellectual joke they know.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I’d wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”. At the same time another Roman walks in the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”
The bartender just shakes his head and walks away…
