by Dale Henry | May 10, 2017 | Funny Business
I give 110% to my job every week. 40% on Monday, 30% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday, 15% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Honestly, I think people who say they are going to ‘give 110%’ are people that usually only give about 70%, but say they’re doing...
by Dale Henry | May 2, 2017 | Funny Business
I’m going to write a book. It’s going to be called “Ventriloquism for Dummies”. I might follow it up with: “Speaking Out is a Friend of Mime” or “Comedy is No Joke!” What do you think…stay with the day...
by Dale Henry | Feb 6, 2017 | Funny Business
It’s (not) always important to know where we stand. Remember, half the people we know are below average. And that’s just as true for the people that know us. So, on average, what does that say about us? (But there’s no reason to feel bad,...
by Dale Henry | Nov 1, 2016 | Funny Business
There’s a strange new office trend going on. People are naming the food in the company fridge. Today I had a Turkey & Swiss Cheese sandwich named Kevin.
by Dale Henry | Sep 19, 2016 | Funny Business
For those who’s necks aren’t flexible enough to read the phone number…
by Dale Henry | Jun 30, 2016 | Funny Business
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for…I have no idea.
