by Dale Henry | Jan 15, 2015 | Funny Business
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says...
by Dale Henry | Jan 2, 2015 | Funny Business
We all know what ‘a piece of string’ is, right? Okay, so how long is a piece of string? (I’m open to some good answers…)
by Dale Henry | Dec 15, 2014 | Funny Business
…a humorous take written by a woman who says that in her next life, she would like to be a bear. She writes… If you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat...
by Dale Henry | Dec 9, 2014 | Funny Business
Strategies people use when they discover they are riding a dead horse (rather than getting off and finding another horse). They try the following: • Buying a stronger whip • Changing riders • Saying things like, “This is the way we’ve always ridden this horse” •...
by Dale Henry | Nov 30, 2014 | Funny Business
A French fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Hey, could I get a beer please?” The bartender looks at him shaking his head and says, “No, we don’t serve food here.” E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we...
by Dale Henry | Nov 23, 2014 | Funny Business
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they just get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
