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Romans…what can I say?

Reddit asked readers to post the most intellectual joke they know. A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I’d wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”.  At...
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Give a man a fish…

Seen on a t-shirt: Front: “Give a man a fish and you’ll feed him for a day.” Back: “Teach a man to fish…and he’ll spend all the grocery money on graphite rods & buzz-baits.”
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That’s nice…

Divorce court judge: “I’ve reviewed the case and have decided to give your wife $350 a week.” Defendant: “That’s really generous of you, Your Honor. And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.”