Okay, let’s start building the list of descriptions of ‘the glass’. I’ve heard these; please take a minute and add yours.
“Is the glass half-full or half-empty?”
The Engineer says: “the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”
The Salesperson says: “let’s talk abut the benefits of ice!”
The Chemist says: “the glass is full – half with water, and half with air.”
The Entrepreneur says: “while you were talking about the glass…I sold it.”
The Magician says: “What glass? I don’t see a glass anymore.”