by Dale Henry | Nov 4, 2014 | Funny Business
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
by Dale Henry | Oct 7, 2014 | Funny Business
How long a minute feels is determined completely by which side of the bathroom door you’re on.
by Dale Henry | Oct 1, 2014 | Funny Business
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish....
by Dale Henry | Sep 18, 2014 | Funny Business
News Flash: Scientists Trace Heat Wave to Massive Star at Center of Solar System…Images available at sun rise.
by Dale Henry | Sep 15, 2014 | Funny Business
A football fanatic’s obituary from July: “A lifelong Cleveland Browns fan, Scott E. Entsminger respectfully requests six Cleveland Brown pall bears on Sunday, so the Browns can let him down one last time.” ~ Columbus Dispatch
by Dale Henry | Sep 1, 2014 | Funny Business
Virginia’s Arlington County police often post warning signs on the sides of highways. Here’s one they spent $13,000 on: “Don’t Hit the Car in Front of You.” Gee, thanks for the suggestion…
